Sorry for your loss.
Mrs Smith
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in memory of.........
by Mulan inmy cousin, childhood playmate, best friend in the world.
i miss her everyday.. in loving memory.
sharon mcdaniel kennedy.
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in memory of.........
by Mulan inmy cousin, childhood playmate, best friend in the world.
i miss her everyday.. in loving memory.
sharon mcdaniel kennedy.
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Mrs Smith
Sorry for your loss.
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Megan is in labour
by KW13 inin another thread i mentioned megans waters broke, well now she is having strong contractions and is due to go into real labour anytime soon.
the hospital are ringing me when to go up.. hope your all well, thanks for your support - honestly we really love you all and if you can just post a reply to megan, when she gets home and is able she will read and reply when she gets a chance (will be a week at most).. i am sat here awaiting my 'phone call' lol..
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Mrs Smith
That's great. All the best to you and Megan.
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goodbye my friends
by bigdreaux ini will no longer be posting here.
just wanted to tell you all i love you guys.
i will be checking p.m.'s for a few more days if anyone wants my contact info.
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Mrs Smith
Goodbye. You will be missed. All the best. Have a blast.
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''You are Beautiful...''
by eclipse ini am so broken hearted.... i feel so horrible for the people who yell and scream at me:.
''you know it's the truth!
admit it, just admit it!
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Mrs Smith
I love that song too. Thank you for sharing.
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Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen happen in the KH?
by shell69 ini remember being a kid and we didnt have the fancy fabric seats, they were plastic stackable chairs all set out in the usual lines.. an elderly bro, rather rotund, farted, the noise so loud and thundering against the plastic seat!
or the time when i must have been about 7, my dad brought his bible study family to their first ever meeting, i had to sit on mums knee.
i recall giving the daughter of the new family a very vigorous v sign during the meeting.
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Mrs Smith
My congo must of had the most clowns in it cause I have loads of funny stories.
An elderly women was in the same congo as her son. For some reason the son got up to talk to his mom halfway through the Sunday talk. She had fallen asleep and only realised someone was talking to her when she hear this voice right in her ear. She got such a fright she started loudly swearing at him. I learnt a few new words from her that day.
A very heavy man in my congo broke a chair at the assembly. What made it so funny is that at the time I was sitting next to a friend right behind this heavy guy and this friend of mine was commenting on how this man had not stopped eating and drinking through out the session. As this guy picked up his coke and took a sip the chair broke!
We had one of the young guys on mic duty and he went to the loo with the mic on so whole hall could hear him wee, at least he washed his hands afterwards.
An elder's son that was know for his "wild" ways fell asleep at the meeting. He was sitting at the end of the row and fell out of his chair and into the aisle. He later told my brother that he dreamt he was sitting on a dustbin and fell off.
We had a very drunk guy get up to give talk no 3 and had to be escorted off the stage cause he couldn't even stand let alone give a talk. Needless to say a few weeks later he was publicly reproved.
There was an Afrikaans man who decided to give a talk in English and read that Jesus came down on his arse instead of ass.
My brother farted very loudly at a book study once and turned to his friend that was sitting next to him and said "yuk how can you do that here". The poor guy went bright red and everyone thought it was him! My brother got away with it.
If I think of any more I will post again. We realy did have a funny congo. Pity we were all misguided fools.
Oh yes one last one. We had a CO who's name was Eddie Eals and the PO welcomed him as Bro Ernie Els (a South African Golfer) The CO was not very happy. We all had a good laugh about it.
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Funniest / Goofiest songs you ever heard
by Nosferatu inlist some of the funniest and goofiest songs you've ever heard!.
i'll start..... 1) gin and juice - the gourds.
a redneck snoop doggy dogg cover.
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Mrs Smith
Don't worry be happy
Here's a little song I wrote
I hope you learn it note for note
Don't worry
Be happy
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Do You Like Who You Are???
by minimus inwould you change anything about yourself or are you pretty content with who you are?
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Mrs Smith
Yip, I'm rather comfortable in my skin at the moment.
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Did a little smoking this weekend... pic inside
by bluesbreaker59 in[img]http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff194/bluesbreaker59/0831071711.jpg[/img].
here is some fine iowa farm fed pork for you after about 12 - 14 hours in my smoker.
had the non jw family over and a few friends, ending up having about 15 lbs of pulled pork.
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Mrs Smith
Yum!! Exactly my kind of smoking.
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Mrs Smith
happy birthday for yesterday
Thank you. It's great to be able to celebrate my birthday. I think my kids were more excited than I was.